A: An Ohioan who can read.
Q: What's an Ohioan?
A: A Kentuckian who can count.
Q: What's a Kentuckian?
A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree.
Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments?
A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
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