Q: How many VMS

Q: How many VMS heads does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: All of them, and they will all scream at you in unison and tell you that the only lightbulb you can use is a 100-watt soft white but you can use any 100-watt soft white as long as it's manufactured by DEC.

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