Q: How many Contras

Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him.Note: Topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.

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