Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask What is the registration number of the light bulb?, one to ask Have you tried rebooting it?, another to ask Have you tried reinstalling it? and the last one to say It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine...
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