A man is married, and his wife doesn't like him drinking at the bar. Out on a walk one day, the guy thinks "Fuck it. I'll go have ONE drink at the bar." So the man sits down, orders a drink and notices the fella next to him has a 10 dollar bill hanging out of his shirt pocket. Perplexed by this, he asks the man. The man then says "My wife doesn't like me drinking in bars." So the first guy then says "Mine either! But that doesn't explain it." so, the guy replies with "My wife sees it, and notices how much I smell like alcohol. So, I tell her that while walking down the street, I bump into a guy who spilled his beer on my shirt and gave me 10 dollars to get it washed. It works every time." The original guy thinks it is genius and decides to try it. The next day, he is double fisting drinks, and is pretty plastered. He goes home, and his wife notices as usual and asks what happened. "Well, I was walking down the street, and a guy spilled beer on my shirt, and gave me 10 dollars to get it cleaned."
"That was very kind" said the wife, "but I couldn't help but notice there is a 20 sticking out of your shirt." so the man replies with "Oh! You'll never believe what else happened. He also shit my pants."
TLDR: There isn't one. Read it you lazy fuck!
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