A few days ago, Putin's aids were having trouble getting him out of bed:
"Putin wake up! Wake up! You'll be late for your meeting"
Putin mumbles...
Another aid says"Putin you must get up now to prepare yourself! "
Still no response from him...
"Putin wake up" says another aid, "someone's killed nemtsov!"
Putin suddenly bolts out of bed, "shit! It's 10:30 already???"
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