Putin, Hillary and Trump crash in a freak plane accident 100 kilometres into oacean from cuba.

They all 3 drifting in saving raft.
But luck! Trump finds 2 paddles, and they decide to row towards Cuba.
Now they have to decide who will row.
Before everyone becomes sexist, Hillary suggests to hold democratic election.
After election as Hillary and Trump are rowing, Trump silently whispers to Hillary: "Don't you think Putin cheated? There is only three of us in raft, but each of us both got 5 votes..."

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