He sees a bunch of clocks on the wall and wonders why they're there. So he goes to ask Jesus and Jesus says "Those are lie clocks, they represent the amount of times someone has lied while they're on earth", Jesus then shows him a clock that has only ticked one second and states "See, this is Mother Teresa's lie clock, indicating see has only lied once". Interested the man asks where Donald Trump's "lie clock" is, Jesus says, "Unfortunately it had to be disabled, Einstein was getting upset that the hands were moving faster than the speed of light".
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