Why did I invest all of my money into the coin factory?
Because it made cents.
Did you hear about the swiss cheese debate?
The arguments are full of holes.
Did you hear about the flutist who got hit in the face with a banana cream pie?
He is now called the pie'd piper.
So, a pun sprints into a bar, and the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve puns here", so the pun dashes out. The bartender then remarks "Huh, must've been a running joke."
So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke.
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