A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you. She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. She responds, Well, let's see what we can do about that, number 1, you have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic. The ! cab driver is very excited and says, Yes, I'm single and Catholic! OK the nun says. Pull into the next alley. The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying? Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish. The nun says, That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
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