I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...
then it dawned on me.
Reading a book on levitation...
couldn't put it down.
I should have been sad when I lost my flashlight...
but I was de-lighted.
I was wondering why the frisbee got bigger as it got closer to me...
then it hit me.
I gave away dead batteries... free of charge!
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
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