So there was this drunkard that went out every night and came home to throw up in the toilet waking up his wife. She would yell at him "one of these days you're going to puke your guts out!"
She finally got tired of this and took the advice of the local pastor.
He told her to go to the butcher and get a bucket of hog entrails, put it in the toilet before the husband got home.
He said it would scare him into sobriety to see he actually did 'puked his guts out.'
She thought okay this might work. So she sets up the prank.
That night sure enough the man comes home, goes to the toilet and throws up, she smiled and yelled "one of these days you're going to puke your guts out!"
About 10 minutes later, he replied "You were right I did puke my guts out." She laughed and said "I told you so, that might teach you to not drink too much.
He then replies "Well, not much of a lesson but with the help of the Lord and a long handle spoon I got them back in.
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