So this guy walks into a bar and on that little chalk board where they put the specials it says "happy hour deals: grilled cheese and draft beer: $10, ham sandwich $5, sex $100." After some conaideration, the guy asks the really sexy bartender "are you the one that does the sex?" She answers with a wink and a purr "yea babyyy" so he says to her "wash your fucking hands because I want a ham sandwich"
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