A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "How much?"
She replies, "$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up."
He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "It's my hairdresser's fee!"
Submitted by Clark Kent
Edited by Curtis
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