Q.How Many Does It Take?
A sampling of the best lightbulb jokes:
Q. How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Seven. One to change the lightbulb, one to say the opening prayer, one to
say the closing prayer, and four to bring green jello salads and red punch.
Q. How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We can't know.
Q. How many motivational speakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to do it and every other one on earth to stand around saying that they
did it first in the 80's.
Q. How many deists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. If the light bulb no longer interferes with the world, why bother
interfering with the light bulb?
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