There was this high school senior who wanted to ask the most beautiful girl in the class to the prom. He was so nervous to ask, but he finally did and she said yes! Excited, the guy started to make preparations in his mind and decided on a few things he would need.
He first needed to rent a tux. He went to the tux rental place but there was a long line, about an hour but he waited because he knew it would be worth it.
Next, he had to get her a corsage. He went to the florist and this time the line was 2 hours long! He was annoyed, but still waited because he knew it would be worth it.
He then needed a limo to ride up in style. The line to rent a limo was a staggering 4 hours long, but he knew it would be worth it.
Finally all the preparations are done and it is prom night. The boy is looking good in his tux, the girl loves the corsage, and all her friends are jealous when she pulls up in a limo. Inside, they are having a great time, dancing and laughing. Sparks are really flying. The girl says to him, "I'm thirsty, can you get me something to drink?" He says, "Of course." So he walks over and there is no punch line.
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