A TEEN GIRL ASKS HER DAD FOR $100.00 FOR A PROM DRESS.DAD SAYS YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB. SHE SAYS YOUR MY DAD I CANT DO THAT. HE REPLIES NO BLOWJOB NO MONEY. SO SHE GOES DOWN, GRABS IT AND SAYS YUK IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT. THATS RIGHT HE SAYS YOUR BROTHER WANTED TO BORROW THE CAR.
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