I took a cab last week, rode in, told him where to go, he started rolling. He was going really fast, I didn't really mind since I was in a hurry. After a while we reached a red light, but he ran right through it, I got worried so I told him if he wasn't afraid of crashing into someone? He said "Don't worry I'm a professional". After another while, we got to another traffic light but it was green, but surprisingly he stopped. I told him why? It's green! He said "Heh, what if another professional comes from the other way?"
(This joke is surprisingly accurate about taxi drivers where I live, so it's a tad bit funnier. Thanks)
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