My friend, his girlfriend and I were planning on going to lake to have a little fun. It was pretty awkward because I have a crush on his girlfriend. As we start driving, we notice a smell.
"What's that foul odor?" I said
"No idea." said my fiend.
"Did you pass a farm or something?" I said
"No, there are no farms or even farm animals in these parts."
The foul odor wouldn't go away. I contemplated in my head what the odor was. I noticed his girlfriend was silent. Perhaps the odor was coming from her.
"Hey man" I said. "I think you should pull over."
"I think your girlfriend is the one that smells." I whispered.
"Alright." said my friend. "I'll take her out of the trunk."
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