On his first solo flight, the following conversation took place while landing:
Tower: "Aircraft on final approach, go around. Aircraft on runway."
Student Pilot: "Roger" (Continues descent.)
Tower: "Aircraft, GO AROUND"
Student Pilot: "Roger" (Continues descent.)
Tower: (Screaming) "AIRCRAFT, GO AROUND!!"
Student Pilot: "Roger" (Continues descent.)
So, the student pilot plunks his airplane down on the numbers, taxies up to where the Boeing 747 is sitting in the middle of the runway, carefully steers around the big monster waiting to take off, and calmly continues onto the taxiway.
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