I was praying to God about some new trainers i want, when all of a sudden, a tall white haired man appears saying in a deep voice "I A GOD" a little stunned i dont believe the white bearded man, "prove it" i say, then poof my brand new trainers appear before me now, flabbergasted i ask "wow, so out of all the prayers why did you answer mine, about some trainers?" God then looks at me and says "well, i got bored of giving kids in Africa AIDS"
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