Guy walls into a bar and sees a sign:
Cheese Sandwiches - $2 Hand Jobs - $10
So he says to the lady behind the bar, "Excuse me miss, are you the one that gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes I am."
"Well wash those hands and make me a cheese sandwich."
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