.. for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just gave birth to "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations resounded. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds," The bartender is concerned: "What the hell happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
Mush luv fellow lurker/redditors- Feellz liek dis- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k
my other r/Jokes are a little bit piddle worthy too I think...
for the sake of fuck, you guys have given me a god complex now, that only a vagina could crush. Thanks a lot.
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