Prince Charming gets very drunk at the ball and ends up staggering out of the palace and into the Royal Vegetable Garden. When the Queen realizes that he's missing, she sends all the palace guards out in search of her son.
In just minutes, the head guard finds the errant prince having a jolly good time thrusting his royal dick into a hole in the side of a large, ripe pumpkin.
"Prince Charming!" cries the guard. "Forgive me for interrupting, but... Do you realize you're fucking a pumpkin?"
The prince stops what he's doing and pulls back to examine the violated pumpkin.
"Oh, my," says the drunken prince. "Is it midnight already?"
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