One day a priest was walking by and saw a young girl climb a tree. He went over to her, looked up and saw that she had no underwear on. He called to her to come down and gave her $15 dollars for some undies.
The young girl told her mother that the priest gave her money to buy some underwear when she got home. The mother decided it be best to cash in as well.
So the next day, the priest saw the mother up on the tree and called down to her and said, "Here, child, take this." And handed her $3. The mother said "$3? Whats this for?" The priest replied, "It's for a razor."
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