Priest and sandbagger

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow
approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays
alone but agrees to let the second guy join him.


Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says, "Say,
we're about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?"


The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to bet but
agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as
they're walking off of the eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he
confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on
suckers.


The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local
Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all flustered and apologetic and
offers to give the Priest back his money. The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair
and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."


The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"


The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.
Then, if you bring your mother and father by after Mass, I'll marry them for
you!