A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
After sitting down, ordering, and chitchat the Priest says "Have you noticed there are no women in this bar?"
He then realizes the truth "I think we're in a gay bar."
A man approaches and is trying to flirt with the priest.
The priest is dumbfounded, and doesn't know what to do.
The Rabbi leans over and whispers something in the mans ear.
The man walks off.
The Priest says "Thanks, but what did you tell him."
The Rabbi replies "I just told him we're on our honeymoon."
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