So I was fingering my wife the other day. I had three fingers in her, and then I was able to put a fourth finger in there. Eventually, I was able to slide four fingers from the other hand in there!
Then she told me, "Now Clap", and I said "I can't"...
**...and she said "pretty tight ain't it?"**
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