Two friends are at a bar having a drink together and reminiscing when the topic of their relationships comes up. One says to the other "you know, my 2 year anniversary with my girlfriend is next week, and I want to make it special". His friend replies "if you want it to be really special you should try anal". This catches the first friend off guard and he spouts "I'm not sure about that, she's a good girl and wouldn't go for that, I don't even know how I would bring it up in conversation". "Don't bring it up" his friend retorts, "when you're getting hot and heavy just switch lanes quick and see what she says". A week goes by and the first friend has a delicious anniversary dinner by candlelight and his girlfriend finishes an entire bottle of wine. Naturally, they move to the bedroom and things get moving. Once things really start getting good, he sees his chance and makes his move with the substitution on the fly. His girlfriend turns to him and says "well that was mighty presumptuous of you! ", he says " Presumptuous? That's a big word for an eleven year old!"
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