Hillary was in her office writing in her diary, coming up with cool titles for her presidential campaign, some of them crossed out, others with stars or flowers next to them. Among them, there were: 'Presidential Hopeful, Misses Hillary Clinton', 'Madame Presidential Hopeful', 'The Standard Bearer of the Democratic Party, Misses Presidential Hopeful, Hillary Clinton', etc, things like that, but also some playful ones like 'Trump Destroyer 2016', or simply 'Blueballs'.
Meanwhile, Trump was in his office, dictating to his daughter his own titles. "Ivanka, write this one down. How about, 'The Most Fantastic President There Ever Was, the Most Fantastic, not any president, but the Most Fantastic, Magnificent, the Greatest President you could ever imagine, but even Greater, Just Fantastic.'"
"Oh Papa," Ivanka replied, taking his penis out of her mouth, "but I liked calling him Mr. Squeebles."
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