One morning Al Gore and George Bush were having brunch at a restaurant.
The attractive waitress asked Gore what he wanted and he replied, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some grapefruit."
"And what can I get for you sir?" she asks George. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why Governor!" the waitress says, "how rude - and you're not even president yet!"
As the waitress storms away, Gore leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'.
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