At the 2018 Olympics, President Trump begins his speech.
“O!” — applause. “O!” — more applause. “O!” — yet more
applause. “O!” — an Huuuge ovation. “O!!!”
— the whole audience stands up and goes wild. An aide comes
running to the podium and
whispers, “President Trump , those are the Olympic rings, you
don’t need to read them!”
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