Take a dollar, or a ceiling-high stack of hundreds, and here are the 10 ways you can completely senselessly waste it:
1. burn it
2. shred it in a paper shredder
3. rip it up into tiny pieces
4. throw it in the trash
5. flush it down the toilet
6. drop it in the sewer
7. toss it in a river
8. eat it
9. play MegaMillions or Powerball (take your pick!)
10. use it to buy a hot, hip, new strartup with that sells nothing and that has almost substantial revenue whatsoever and, most idiotically, that has no particular business model or business plan. Add billions of stolen images and hardcore porno images, and you have Tumblr! ;D
Related: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1eow2t/12_tumblr_users_react_to_yahoos_11_billion_buyout/
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