a new young nun gets pregnant and the doctor tells the mother superiordoc: "she is pregnant mother: " she can't be" doc: "look i tell you she is" mother: "well you have to leave -- this is an internal problem"the mother superior asked the nun a few questions1. have you ever heard of a dick? nun: " sorry i do not know a person called dick"2. have you ever heard of a penis? nun: "no sorry i do not play the piano"nun: " you are asking me the same questions as father o'conner did"mother: " father o'conner when did you see him"nun: " he comes to my cell every friday evening he tells me about my gates of heaven and his key"mother: " what key "nun: " the one between his legs "mother: "that BASTARD!!!!!!!!! he told me thats gabriel's horn i have been blowing that for 5 fucking years"SUBMITTED BY ADAM KEELEY + STUART KING
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