> I was sitting on the toilet at the restaurant and looking at my phone. I went to wipe but set off the automated sensor and the toilet flushed.
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> I exclaimed, 'Damn it, I wasn't finished!'
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> The toilet responded, 'You were taking too long, I was tired of your shit.'
*Probably not original but don't think I heard it anywhere*
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