An American came over to Ireland, the home of his ancestors.
He was watching a farmer pick potatoes and he shouted over to him, "Do you
know, in America, we grow potatoes this big?" Gesturing his hands about a
18 inches apart.
The farmer casually looked up and said, "Well, we grow them to fit our
mouths as well!"
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