Possible Game of Thrones spoilers. Don't hate me pls.

Jon Snow was sitting in his office in Castle Black, and Sam comes in.
"Jon! The men are beginning to break apart pieces of the wall to ice their drinks! What should we do!?"
Jon ponders this development for awhile, then states, "Well let them!"
Sam is confused, but nods his head and exits the office. The next day Sam comes back in, looking flustered.
"Jon!" said Sam, "The men are drinking themselves to excess! They will be no use once the wildlings attack!"
Once again, Jon thinks about this for awhile, then states "I will allow it! Let them drink themselves silly!"
Sam, unable to believe his ears, walks sullenly out of the office.
The next day, Sam bursts into the room, shouting "Jon! Some of the men have brought in wenches from the surrounding villages! They plan on breaking their nights watch vows! What should we do!?"
Jon stares at Sam, and tells him plainly "This is alright Sam. They can do as they please."
At this point, Sam has had enough, and says to Jon "I cannot believe that you would permit such heinous acts in Castle Black! Isn't it your duty to uphold the sacred vows of the nights watch?”
"Don't you understand, Sam," started Jon, with a devilish grin on his face, "I no nothing".

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