Posh & Becks 3


David Beckham goes shopping, and sees something interesting in the
> kitchen


> department of a large department store. "What's that?" he asks.


>


> "A Thermos flask," replies the assistant. "What does it do?" asks


> Becks.


> The


> assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.


>


> Really impressed, Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next


> training


> session.


>


> "Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos


> flask."


> The lads are impressed. "What does it do?" they ask. "It keeps hot


> things


> hot and cold things cold,"says David.


>


> "And what have you got in it?" asks Roy Keane.


>


> "Two cups of coffee and a choc ice," replies David.

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