Manuel and Joaquim were walking down the street, when they found a turd on the floor :
J: Manuel ! I'll give you 100€ if you eat the turd!
M: ll do it!
Manuel ate the turd , winning the 100€... The two friend continued walking when they found another turd on the ground : - M: Joaquim ! Now, I'll give you 100€ if you eat this shit ...
J: Ok!
Joaquim bent down and ate the shit too ...
Lesson: The two Portuguese ate shit for free ...
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