Poor Jeremy

So prom week had finally come for Jeremy. He was ecstatic as he walked into the flower shop to pick out a corsage for his date only to find a very long line. He waited for over an hour before finally getting to the front in order to be helped.
Next he went to go get fitted for his tuxedo. When he walked into the store he found another very long line of fellows waiting. He frustratingly waited for over an hour and a half before finally getting measured.
Lastly he went to rent a limo for the evening since he wanted everything to be great and once again found himself in a very long line.
Finally the night of the prom arrived and he and his date made their way to the ballroom only to find a line of people waiting to get inside. Jeremy was getting very annoyed with these lines. They get inside and his date wants to first get their prom picture taken. Reluctantly Jeremy waited with his date in the line for pictures for forty-five minutes.
Once the pictures where done he said to his date, "Can we please go dance now? I've been waiting in lines all week and I just want the frustration to end."
His date however very much wanted some punch before dancing and of course, Jeremy obliged.
Needless to say he was extremely relieved when there was no punchline.

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