At a marriage counselling session for men...

... the counseller asked the men to divide themselves into those that always listen to their wives as a group, and those that are able to stand up for themselves as another group.

Expecting a sweeping outcome, the counseller was surprised to see John sitting alone in the group for men able to stand up for themself. Curious yet glad to have an example, the counseller asked John "Hey John, please share your experience with us so that we may all learn."

To that, John strongly replied "My wife told me not to sit with the crowd."

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