Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.
Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early. (Yep, that one is OC, don't know if I should be proud of that but I am)
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget.
Tell me your best poop joke! I'm looking for a good one to put up on the Joke of the Day board at work for my last day at this job on Friday.
Update: I used the Jazz singer joke. He really knew how to scat!
Update 2: Sam is the worst person.
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