The first guy laments how he totally embarrassed himself earlier that day. "I was flying into Pittsburgh and when I went to the ticket counter, I couldn't stop looking at the prodigious bosom of the ticket lady. What I meant to say was 'I need a ticket to Pittsburgh....what came out was 'I need a ticket to Tittsburgh".
After both guys had a hardy laugh, the second guy starts laughing to himself and says, "Same thing happened to me this morning at breakfast. I was having breakfast with my wife and what I meant to say was 'Honey, could you please pass me the milk and sugar'.
What came out was "Bitch, why are you ruining my life?"
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