Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES!
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM!
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *sneezes*
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