No Charge For The Haircut


A priest walked into a barbershop in Washington, D.C. After he got his
haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider
it a service to the Lord."
The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a
thank you note from the priest in front of the door.
Later that day, a police officer came in and got his haircut. He then asked
how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the
community."
The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank
you note from the police officer.
Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much
it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the country."
The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators waiting
at the door.

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