�Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
�Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
�Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
�Forgot to pay his brain bill.
�Her sewing machine's out of thread.
�His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
�His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
�If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
�Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
�No grain in the silo.
�Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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