Politically Correct Alphabet


A is an activist itching to fight.


B is a beast with its animal rights.


C was a cripple (now differently abled).


D is a Drunk who is "liquor-enabled."


E is an Ecologist who saves spotted owls.


F was a Forrester, now staffing McDonald's.


G is a Glutton who says he's "food-centered."


H is a Hermaphrodite skirting problems of gender.


I is an "Ism" (you'd better believe it).


J is a Jingoist - love it or leave it!


K is a Kettle the pot can't call black.


L is a Lifestyle not bound to the pack.


M is a Mindset with bias galore.


N was a Negro, but not anymore.


O is an Oppressor, devoid of self-love.


P is the Patriarchy (see "O" above).


Q is a Quip that costs someone a job.


R is the Reasoning done by a mob.


S is a Sexist, that slobbering menace.


T is a Teapot that's brewing a tempest.


U is for Umbrage at the slightest transgression.


V is a Valentine, tool of oppression.


W is for "Woman," however it's spelled.


X is a chromosome we share in our cells.


Y is a Yogi for the easily led.


Z is a Zombie, the differently dead

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