The Jews take his body and offer the United States a deal on how to bury him:
They can either pay a hundred dollars to bury him in Jerusalem or pay 1 billion dollars to have him shipped back to the US to be buried.
The American government gathers together to decide. After much arguing, they tell the Jews they will pay the billion to have him returned.
The Jews agree, but ask: "Why spend all that money when you could have saved so much to keep him here?"
The Americans reply: "Well, many years ago, when an important person died there, he was buried and then returned three days later- We're not willing to take that risk"
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