The cucumber said that when he gets big fat and juicy that they cut him up and toss him into salads.
The pickle said that when he gets big fat and juicy that he gets sliced up and put into jars and they sell him.
The dick said that when he gets big fat and juicy that they put a rubber on his head and put him into a dark room and bangs his head into walls until he throws up and passes out!!
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