Police: Where do you live?

`Police: Where do you live?`

`You: At an orphanage`

`Police: Where is the orphanage`

`You: Next to a supermarket`

`Police: Where is the supermarket`

`You: Next to the orphanage`

`Police: Where did you come from? (Grins)`

`You: In the orphanage`

`Police: Where is the orphanage? (Grins)`

`You: Next to a donut shop`

`Police: But you said it was next to a supermarket`

`You: Because it's next to a donut shop too`

Police: *mindblown*

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